Facts about your Life

Posted on 14 January 2012 by ginny

How often does this happen, when you listen people around giving their verdicts about life, all those slow freaking songs telling you what life is and you still not getting a thing about the crap they sing. Half of the week you feel so screwed about your surroundings when you are treated like a depressed wizard with an invisibility cloak on. When you go around telling people how screwed you are ( the best thing we humans do , Crying) you get to listen “Things will get better” ( easy way out when you are out of smart words). Then suddenly the days shift and the other half of the weeks looks amazing with new avenues ( girls smiling at your lame jokes ), new movie releases and your friends actually calling you (even when its not your birthday ).

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Below is the list of the obvious things your life has or will have and now you better stop rumbling about life

4 You Will Go Through A Physical And Mental Transformation

If you are among those with no love, no dates and are being constantly rejected on Facebook by a hot chick you admire, then that is maybe because of the way you look. Don’t bother much, you must have faith in this ” As soon as you change the way you look ( which is quite easy as the movies make it look like In American Pie, Chris Klein totally transforms himself from a douchey jock into a douche bag who wears sweaters )So the fact remains, sooner or later you will have a make over and will shock the ones around you , so don’t get depressed by that geekiness you are embraced in.

Even if you are a girl who gets no second look courtesy your pathetic dressing and even more crazy love for the books, you shall not let it depress you as for few years from now you’ll transform into a sexy corporate chic and when your folks will find you on Facebook few years from now or will crash into you in some reunion they’ll definitely curse themselves to hell to have missed such a chic back in the school.

Huge Improvement, i always knew there was a scope

If you are in deep love with heavy metal music that annoys almost everyone around you and is making you look like bizarre animal going wild in the woods and smelling like shit, then don’t bother about that either, soon you’ll grow up and growing up changes everything about one, you’ll soon be listening to country tracks and then coming to a stage where you are listening to no tracks.
In short, a transformation has to happen. You Will Change!

#3 You Will Get Someone

It’s not so hot when you’re lonely and want a companion — especially when you’re young and watching all of your friends joining the chicks buffet and you’re still alone every weekend. I’ve seen, people who sink into depression because they don’t feel that they’re ever going to find love. So they look, and look, and look. Depending on who you are, you’ll try bars, grocery stores, libraries, online dating services, friends of your mother. Then you latch onto the very first person who pays you any attention, even if they’re not right for you. Because, shit, what if nobody else ever comes along?

Then months or years later, you find yourself lonely again, or worse: in a catastrophically bad relationship that you’re afraid to leave. “It’s better to be in this shitty hookup than to be alone,” you’ll tell yourself, knowing on some level that you’re full of shit. Eventually you get to the point where you blame yourself. “I’m too fat. Nobody will ever love me.” “I have this third arm growing out of my forehead. I have no chance.” What is hard to realize from that state of mind is that it’s the desperation itself that’s screwing you. If you’re trying too hard, people can smell that a mile away. That in itself is ass-repellent.

I’m not sure I’ve ever met someone who went their whole life without a “significant other.” But I’ve met plenty of people whose dates took an abrupt halt when they let slip with, “God, before you came along, I was just close to putting a gun to my temple and- oh, the steak is finally here!”

You have to relax. It turns out some lessons taught by romantic comedies aren’t full of shit: Concentrate on taking care of yourself first, because 90 percent of a relationship’s success is a matter of maturing into the type of person other people want to be around.

If you’re young (in high school or college) you don’t even know who you are yet. Those early, failed relationships, or lack of a relationship, do not doom your prospects for romance for the rest of your life. Hell, at this point it wouldn’t even matter if you met the love of your life — you haven’t even fully become the person who will eventually have something to offer them. Getting down about success with romance at this point is like giving up on a team in the preseason.

BELLA : You are not the person i knew when we first met. You were pale white and ice cold… you were … EDWARD : yeah yeah a Vampire… and now what … BELLA: NOW.. you are an ancient Virgin old fashioned mermaid glossed with Maybelline and and .. you are gay

It makes sense, looking back — when you’re in that desperation mode, you put up fronts, and try to be the person you think the guy or girl wants. And that may work for one night, but when you both settle down, that outer “first impression” shell disappears, and you turn into you. Suddenly, you’re “not the person I knew when we first met.” And they’re right. Because the person they met wasn’t you.

#2 Being Different Doesn’t Make You Special

You have done something totally different from the world and you are feeling like Captain America draped in your own horrible clothes with a winning background music blowing in the background and all the country flags flowing here and there in the background image with a big glittered smile on your face…. PAUSE …. you look around … the world is still the same. Dude, no body … NOBODY gives a shit about what you just did… you are just looking like a fool in front of them, no matter how different or how much better you are from the crowd they still won’t consider you special. You are the king of your own world, so no matter if u achieve an extra point in Mario or you save the world from the alien abduction, you’ll be looked up as the same lame next door creature.

When its just about you … its just about you , so its better for one to not expect people celebrating their uniqueness.

#1 Life Is Hard And You Will Die ; Get Over It

Many of you will get very depressed in your 20s, and some of you will stay that way the rest of your lives. Over the years your garage band will break up, you career dream will fall through, a girl will break your heart, you’ll be unhappy with your body, you’ll lose your parents, your favorite pet will die, you will endure at least one very terrible injury that requires hospitalization and breaks new boundaries for what kind of pain you thought was possible.

The reason why this will lead to depression, where it may not have done so for an equivalent person 200 years ago, is because you were raised on illogical stories where things always work out for the main character for utterly arbitrary reasons. Han Solo can shoot straight, but none of the bad guys can–even though they train more.

Here’s the problem: these fantasies were created by adults, as a means of escape from the real world. You, however, have been watching them since you were five–for most of us these were our first impressions of how the adult world works, even if on a subconscious level. You had no context to realize they were bullshit.

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